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Letter from the Editor

Howdy, neighbor —

Welcome to the very first edition of The Townie — your weekly dose of rural pride, hometown hustle, and neighborly good news.

We couldn’t have picked a better launch week than the 4th of July. Independence Day isn’t just about fireworks and flags (though we love those too). It’s about celebrating the grit, generosity, and freedom that define small-town life — the same spirit that inspired this newsletter.

Since this is our debut issue, and I’m still gathering content from readers like you, you’ll notice that some of what you read this week is completely, joyfully fictitious. From goat-wrangling job postings to haunted rocking chairs (yes, really), a few listings are made up — and meant to make you giggle. They're here to show you what your real submissions could look like in future issues.

I hope you appreciate the creative fill-ins this round, and I can’t wait to feature your events, businesses, photos, and classifieds soon. Hit reply anytime to submit.

If you enjoy what you read, we’d be mighty grateful if you’d forward this to a friend, neighbor, or cousin who’d love it too.

Here’s to Independence — and to Issue #001. We’re just getting started.

Warmly,
Katie Milton Jordan
Editor & Founder, The Townie
Rooting for rural. Cheering on your next chapter.
📍 Mason, TX
📞 325-475-4991
📬 [email protected]
🌐 www.thetownie.ai

🗞️🥚 Fresh Off The Porch 🪻🐄

Here's your roundup of good news and community highlights from across Mason County and nearby towns—perfect for planning your weekend or celebrating local wins!

July 3–10 Edition

• 60th Annual Mason County Round-Up Weekend Returns
Mason’s beloved summer tradition is back with three days of festivities including a parade, rodeo, concerts, Tejano dance, and arts & crafts vendors. Events kick off Friday, July 10, and promise fun for the whole family.

• Free Museum Admission During Round-Up Week
The Mason County Historical Museum will offer free entry on Thursday, July 10, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. A perfect indoor activity for families visiting during the festivities.

• Explore Local History at the Seaquist House Tour – July 5
Take a guided tour of Mason’s iconic Seaquist House on Saturday, July 5, from 10 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. This beautifully preserved home offers a glimpse into local heritage and craftsmanship.

• Military Museum Open Saturdays in July
The Mason Military Museum will be open to the public on July 5 and July 12, with exhibits ranging from the Civil War to modern conflicts. Admission is free and all ages are welcome.

• Senior Nutrition Program Supports Local Elders
Mason County’s Senior Nutrition Program serves more than 1,400 meals monthly, providing meals and company for around 80 seniors. A heartwarming example of neighbors caring for neighbors.

• Live Music at Willow Creek Café – July 10
Celebrate rodeo weekend with live music from Dale Mayfield at Willow Creek Café. Enjoy good tunes and good company in a classic local venue.

• Dr Pepper‑Tennis Outlet Open Tournament Set for July 17–20
Mark your calendars for the upcoming junior singles and doubles tournament in Mason. This exciting summer sports tradition highlights local talent and encourages youth participation.

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Seaquist House Public Tour – July 5
🏰 Take a step back in time at Mason’s iconic Seaquist House! Monthly public tours run from 10am–1:30pm, no RSVP needed.
💵 Adults $15 | Kids 9–12 $5 | Under 8 Free
All proceeds go toward restoring this historic gem.
📍 405 Broad St. | 🔗 seaquist.org

☔ Weekend Weather Report 🌞

We’re fixin’ to bake, y’all. Expect a string of hot, sun-drenched days with highs flirtin’ with the upper 90s. It’s the kind of heat that makes your garden wilt and your hair give up. So keep your water bottle close and your hat closer — and if you’re working outside, do it early or not at all. That afternoon sun doesn’t play nice.

🛎️ Townie Classifieds: What Folks Are Selling, Swapping, and Seeking 🛠️

Got a gently-used garden bench? Need a reliable dog-walker? Looking for a hand with hay bales or house painting? This is your corner of the newsletter.

FOR SALE / RENT

• Slightly haunted rocking chair – Only rocks when it’s stormy or someone mentions politics. Comes with afghan. $35. Call Darla Jo at (325) 555-7293.

HELP WANTED

• Wanted: Chicken wrangler. Duties include herding, hen pep talks, and occasional rooster mediation. Pay in eggs. Call Tiny at (325) 555-6767.

NEED SOMETHING?

• ISO: sturdy wooden shipping pallets, will pick up — call/text 830-777-7550

• Looking for someone who can tell if this plant is basil or just a very confident weed. Text Miranda: (325) 555-9090.

GARAGE/ESTATE SALES

• One-Day Yard Sale & Free Show! Grandma’s cleaning out the shed and Grandpa’s narrating. You’ll leave with a lamp, a ladle, and a story about 1952. Sunday only, 111 Oak Run Road.

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🏡 Snoop That Listing! – Real Estate 🏘️

Curious about that fixer-upper near the school? Wondering what that big ol’ ranch house is going for? This is where Mason County neighbors share homes for sale and rent.

Olive Branch Counseling & Training
🌿 Now serving children and adults in McCulloch and surrounding counties!
Life’s transitions can be hard — from grief and trauma to day-to-day stress. Whether you’re 3 or 103, you don’t have to do life alone. Olive Branch is here to help.
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FOR SALE

• 3BR / 2BA home on small acreage in Erna, TX. 1985 double-wide mobile home needs full remodel. Well, septic, and electric in place. Nice front-yard shade tree and direct highway access. $75,000. Call Randy at (325) 347-2520.

FOR RENT

• 1BR loft above a retired chicken coop—now feather-free and freshly painted. Peaceful country views, faint scent of cedar, and one very polite barn cat included. $525/month. Call Burl: (325) 555-0311.

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The Business Backbone

This week’s Business Backbone sponsored by :: Summerland Public House — Where Menard gathers. Cold drinks, good food, and the spark that lit up our town again. 210 Ellis St. Menard (325) 396-0055

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Dear Walt & Nadine,

I own a shop downtown and want some creative ideas to bring in more foot traffic and increase my sales. Its the middle of July in super hot Texas and it seems like folks don't want to be shopping downtown -- they'd rather be in the river. What are some ways I can keep up sales during the summer?

— Hot and Frustrated in Mason

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Dear Hot and Frustrated in Mason,

WALT SAYS:

You’re not wrong — when it’s 103 in the shade, folks aren’t strolling for fun. They're parked in the A/C or floating downstream with a cooler. You can’t fight the heat, so lean into it.

Start by adjusting your hours. If you’re open 10–5, you’re missing cooler mornings and evenings. Try a “Sip & Shop” on Thursdays from 7–9 p.m. with cold drinks and a fan blasting. Team up with your neighbors so it feels like an event, not just one lonely shop with the lights on.

Also: if you sell anything folks might need at the river — hats, coolers, sandals, snacks, sunscreen — put it in your window with a big ol’ sign that says “River Ready? We Got You.” Make it clear, simple, and helpful.

NADINE ADDS:

Walt’s right — meet people where they are, or where they want to be. Summertime isn't the season to guilt folks into shopping; it's your chance to make their lives easier and more fun.

Here are a few creative ideas that could work for places like Mason:

1. “Too Hot to Cook” Bundles: Partner with a local baker, honey producer, or meat market and offer ready-to-go picnic or grill kits. Tourists and locals alike will grab them on their way to the water.

2. Host a Cool-Down Station: Even if you don’t sell cold drinks, offering a fan misting station or ice-cold hand towels during a special shopping day can draw attention. People linger where they feel good.

3. Summer Loyalty Cards: Punch cards or bingo-style game boards that encourage repeat visits in July and August — reward with a freebie, discount, or river-themed swag.

4. Online Flash Sales: If foot traffic's down, keep your online game strong. Post one-day “Beat the Heat” deals or do “River Picks of the Week” with fast shipping or curbside pickup.

5. Theme Days or Pop-Ins: Host mini-events like “Sunglasses Sunday” or let a local maker or musician do a pop-up inside your shop. Just enough excitement to pull in some curious browsers.

Hang in there — slow seasons are part of the rhythm. But with a little creativity and a fan pointed at the register, you can still make it worthwhile.

—Walt & Nadine

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👩‍💼 Women in Business: networking + learning together!
Join WIN at our next gathering: July 8, 6–8pm @ Ocotillo, Fredericksburg. Connect with fellow entrepreneurs, share tips, and grow your network.
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Career & Money with Laurel & Reese

Dear Laurel and Reese, I''m graduating college soon and am majoring in history. I'm worried about how AI might affect my ability to find a job post graduation. What advice do you have for me? — Nervous History Major

Submit your Q to Laurel & Reese.

Dear Nervous History Major,

Okay, you know we have thoughts.

First, let’s get one thing straight: your degree is not obsolete. AI hasn’t killed the value of a history major—it’s just changed the playing field. And honestly? That might be a very good thing for someone with your toolkit.

History majors (aka pattern recognizers, critical thinkers, narrative shapers, and context whisperers) are built for times like this. You understand how change unfolds, how ideas evolve, and how to make sense of chaos. That’s not just useful—it’s essential in a world adjusting to AI.

That said, let’s talk strategy:

1. Reframe Your Major as a Skillset

Don’t lead with “I studied history.” Lead with:

• “I know how to research fast and deeply.”

• “I can write and communicate clearly, especially when the topic is complex.”

• “I analyze big-picture trends to make smart, context-aware decisions.”
  These are catnip to employers in journalism, policy, education, marketing, UX research, nonprofit advocacy, consulting, and more.

2. Learn How AI Works—Just Enough

You don’t need to code an AI model, but you do want to understand how tools like ChatGPT, Midjourney, or AI search work in your field. Take a short course or tutorial. Experiment. Show that you’re not afraid of tech—you’re just smart about using it.

3. Find the Human Gaps

AI is great at churning out information. It’s terrible at nuance, ethics, judgment, storytelling, and anything that requires real cultural or emotional intelligence. That’s your edge. Look for roles where those human gaps are deal-breakers (think: editing, strategy, community engagement, DEI, teaching, etc.).

4. Stack Skills to Expand Options

Got a history major? Pair it with one or two applied skills:

• Basic data analysis

• Digital marketing

• Project management

• Grant writing

• Instructional design

• Archival digitization
  These don’t require a second degree—just a few hours a week on Coursera, LinkedIn Learning, or even YouTube.

5. Don’t Job-Search Alone

Join alumni networks, mentorship programs, or online communities for liberal arts grads. People want to help. Tell them what you’re curious about, not just what job you’re applying for. Let them connect the dots with you.

AI isn’t your competition—it’s your context. And like any good historian, you can thrive by knowing how to navigate a changing landscape with insight, adaptability, and purpose.

You’ve got this.

Laurel & Reese

JOB BOARD

• Goat Traffic Coordinator – Lazy J Ranch | Mason, TX | $16/hour + hazard pay in rutting season | Help guide wandering goats across ranch roads; must enjoy clanging bells and light sprinting | Apply: lazyjranch.jobs/goats or call (325) 555-0422.

• Pickle Jar Inspector – Aunt Vi’s Canning Co. | Fredonia, TX | $14/hour + all-you-can-eat gherkins | Inspect lids, count cucumbers, and resist sampling inventory (or don’t) | Drop resume in the blue mailbox behind the plant or call (325) 555-9988.

• Sasquatch Lookout – Hill Country Cryptid Society | Art, TX | Volunteer only, but fame possible | Must be observant, open-minded, and OK with long shifts in deer blinds | Apply via ham radio or email: [email protected].

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🏠💐 Home & Garden with Hazel Mae + Fern 🌱💛

Dear Hazel Mae and Fern,
Remember a couple summers ago when it was really hot and we didn't have much rain? Well, that year the black flies were awful -- I couldn't drink my wine outdoors for fear of at least 5 flies getting in there while I was tryna relax on the porch. As you know, we've had a lot of rain this year and I'm wondering if I need to get my wine glass covers out of storage to protect my nectar from pests? Or do you think that year the flies were bad because we didn't have any rain? Is any of this connected or am I just crazy?
-- Day Drinking Auntie

Submit your Q to Hazel Mae and Fern.

Hazel Mae:
Oh honey, if you’re crazy, then so am I — ‘cause I’ve hollered at more flies than I have at my cousin Randy when he “fixes” things with duct tape. And nothing comes between a woman and her porch wine, nothing. You’re not imagining things, and bless you for remembering that scorcher of a summer. Felt like we were living inside a hairdryer.

Now, here’s the deal: black flies and other bitey nuisances like gnats and midges thrive under specific conditions, and yes, weather plays a big ol’ part. That dry, hot summer actually did more to drive some pests away, but the black flies? They tend to love moist soil and cool, shady spots — so that year might’ve driven them to your porch for a sip of wine since all the creeks and puddles dried up. They went where the living was easy.

Fern:
This year, with all the rain, you’re more likely to see mosquitoes getting bold, since standing water is their little love shack. Black flies, though — they breed in running water, like creeks and streams, not puddles. So if nearby creeks are flowing strong, yes, you might see ‘em again. But they don’t usually hang around for long once the heat of true summer kicks in. If your porch stays breezy and you’ve got a few fans going, that helps tremendously.

Hazel Mae:
Oh, and those little mesh wine glass covers? Dig ‘em out, darling. Better safe than buzzed and bugged. And if you’ve got a citronella plant or a bundle of dried rosemary, light it up. Keeps pests at bay and adds a little ceremony to your sipping.

Fern:
Or try placing a bowl of apple cider vinegar with a drop of dish soap near where you sit. It lures the pests away from your drink like church gossip draws a crowd.

Hazel Mae:
To sum it up: no, you’re not losing your marbles. Weather absolutely ties into pest behavior. But whatever the reason — drought, deluge, or just bad luck — don’t let it stop you from your well-earned porch time.

Cheers from our swing to yours,
Hazel Mae & Fern 🥂

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A few things we’re loving this week — Editor’s picks.

• Thrive Market ✶ — It’s like having a Whole Foods in town, minus the parking lot. Get organic pantry staples, clean home goods, and feel-good snacks shipped straight to your door. Membership supports a family in need, too. Shop here

• FlexJobs ✶ — Dreaming of ditching the commute? FlexJobs makes it easy to find legit remote gigs without the scams or spam. Hand-screened listings, from side hustles to full-time careers. Search jobs here

• Green Chef ✶ — Certified organic and wildly convenient. Green Chef delivers pre-measured ingredients and recipes for folks who eat Paleo, Vegan, Keto, Gluten-Free—or just want dinner to taste like someone else cooked. Get started here

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FOOD & DRINK

Local Favs (Submit a fav!)

The Onion Rings at London Grocery & Grill
“They're golden, crispy, and stacked like a Texas skyline. I swear they batter 'em in angel tears and fry them in pure happiness. Worth the drive and then some.”
— Fork First, Questions Later

📍 17451 US-377, London, TX | 📞 (325) 475-2296
🕒 Mon–Fri 10 AM–2 PM | Sat 8 AM–2 PM | Closed Sundays

The Turtle Pecan Blizzard from Dairy Queen
“It’s cold, it’s creamy, and it understands me. When life gets a little too lifey, this Blizzard is my go-to dopamine delivery system.”
— Spoon Deep & Unbothered

📍 1017 Fort McKavitt St, Mason, TX | 📞 (325) 347-5905
🐾 Outdoor seating | Kids’ menu | Dog-friendly patio

The Public Double from Summerland Public House
“Two patties. Toasted bun. Enough flavor to quiet the table. When I need to feel something other than mild disappointment in group texts, I get this burger.”
— Savorin’ in Silence

📍 210 Ellis St, Menard, TX | 📞 (325) 396-0055
🍔 Best burgers in town (The Townie said it, we believe it) | 🍻 Cold drinks | 🎶 Live music nights

What’s on Your Stove? (Submit your recipe)

Deep Fried Okra
“Chop the okra, toss it in cornmeal like you mean it, and deep fry until golden brown. I use coconut oil — not just for the taste, but because it’s easier on the joints than those seed oils. Crunchy, clean, and downright addictive.”
— Porch Snacker, No Shame

Try This Ingredient (Submit an ingredient)

Try This: Saffron Threads
Tiny but mighty, saffron adds golden color and a warm, earthy flavor to everything from rice to stews. Steep a few threads in hot water and stir into buttered rice or creamy pasta. Fancy? Yes. Hard? Nope. Just don’t spill—it’s worth more than your truck’s glove box.

🍷 Wine of the Week :: 2020 Estate Malbec, Texas Heritage Vineyard

“A deep, velvety pour from the heart of Texas Hill Country—ripe blackberry and dark cherry mingle with a whisper of oak. Smooth tannins and a long finish make it perfect for slow conversations over grilled meats and starry patio nights.”
— Sips with Sass

*Sponsored by Texas Heritage Vineyard — honored to bring award‑winning, 100 % Texas grapes and a warm Hill Country welcome right here in Fredericksburg.

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COMMUNITY :: Small Print, Big News

• Celebrate the 4th in Fredericksburg – Independence Day kicks off with a festive Main Street parade at 10 a.m., followed by a spectacular fireworks display at Lady Bird Johnson Park at 9:30 p.m. It’s one of the Hill Country’s most cherished traditions.

• Take to the Skies at the Grapetown Balloon Fest – On July 5, enjoy morning balloon rides, artisan vendors, and family-friendly entertainment at Grapetown Vineyard & Farm. A scenic and unforgettable Hill Country outing.

• Grants Power Local Good – Mason County nonprofits are among the latest recipients of Operation Round-Up grants from Central Texas Electric Co‑Op, helping fund valuable community projects across the region.

• Wellness Funding Available – Create Healthy grants are now open for July submissions, supporting local organizations working on community health and wellness across Mason and nearby counties.

• Nominate a Hometown Hero – The Chamber Alliance Awards are accepting nominations through July 11 for Business of the Year, Community Service, and Future Five. Help spotlight those making Mason County shine.

• Heads-Up for Business Owners – The SBDC’s next “Lunch & Learn” is coming up on July 30. It’s never too early to plan—ideal for locals looking to launch or grow their small business.

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60th Annual Mason County Roundup Weekend – July 10–12

Don’t miss this hallmark weekend of Mason’s western spirit—there’s something for the whole family!

🎯 Thursday, July 10 – Opening Night & Vendor Alley

6 p.m.: Gates open at Fort Mason Community Park Arena. Browse Vendor Alley featuring local crafts, food, and family-friendly fun.
7 p.m.: Rodeo Kickoff — watch Mutton Bustin’, Ranch Bronc Riding, and more as Hollywood-level cowboys take the arena.

🎸 Friday, July 11 – Full Rodeo & Tejano Dance

5 p.m.: Vendor Alley reopens in the arena for more food and crafts.
7 p.m.–9 p.m.: Rodeo Round 2, featuring thrilling events and entertainment.
9 p.m.: Tejano Dance at the Slab with live music by Grupo Cruzsante — bring your dancing boots!

🎉 Saturday, July 12 – Parade, Festival & Grand Finale

10 a.m.: Round Up Parade loops twice around the Courthouse Square—vibrant floats, horses, and small-town charm.
11 a.m.–4 p.m.: Arts & Crafts Festival on the west side of the lawn, featuring local artisans, food vendors, and entertainment.
12 p.m.: Wild West Shootout by the Concho Cowboy Company — a historical reenactment show.
5 p.m.: Rodeo Finals — witness top-tier riding, roping, and barrel racing under the Texas sky.
9 p.m.: Concert & Dance with Chaser Crouch Band at the Slab — a toe-tapping evening to close the festivities.

🌟 Neighbor of the Week: Earl “Possum” Crenshaw

Retired lawn dart champion & inventor of the chili spoon holster

Known for mowing his neighbor’s yard before they even ask and giving unsolicited yet oddly accurate weather forecasts, Possum is a local legend. He once fixed a tractor with nothing but duct tape and chewing gum, and he still brings moon pies to every city council meeting — unprompted.

“Possum’s a treasure,” says everyone who’s ever met him. “A slightly eccentric, gravy-boat-collecting treasure.”

Nominate and Neighbor or a Star to The Townie here.

🌟 Young Star of the Week: Kinley Mae Butterbean

Age 8 | Homeschool, Greater Catclaw Ridge

Kinley Mae built a functioning zip line for her guinea pigs, started a “tiny mail service” for her neighbors using a red wagon and stamps drawn in crayon, and recently sold out of her homemade slime at the fire department fish fry.

“She’s got hustle, heart, and a deep suspicion of store-bought lemonade,” reports her aunt, “and she once bartered a kazoo for a watermelon. That’s initiative.”

Nominate and Neighbor or a Star to The Townie here.

The Best Advice You’ve Ever Gotten

“Don’t make big decisions on tired days.”
Submitted by Fixing Fences, Finding Peace
“My granddad said it every time I tried to quit something too soon. Turns out most problems look smaller after a sandwich and some sleep.”

Submit your advice to The Townie.

COMMUNITY VOLUNTEER OPPS

• Library Storytime Helpers Needed – Tuesdays & Thursdays, 10 a.m. at Pine Hollow Library. Great for teens who like silly voices and aren’t afraid of puppet side-eyes.

• Chicken Parade Crossing Guards – Saturdays, 7 a.m., downtown Art. Help ensure the safety of Ms. Geneva’s hens as they stroll from coop to garden. Reflective vests and corn provided.

• Historical Society Needs Digitizer – Help scan old photos and translate cursive from 1897. Must enjoy faint smells of vinegar, mystery uncles in suspenders, and the phrase “back when soda came in glass bottles.”

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TRAVEL & DREAMERS

🕰️ MEMORY LANE

Mid-1940s — Parade on the Mason Square
“Gene Zesch and Peggy Zesch Laverty waved from a slow-rolling car, while Walter and Jimmie Jordan played it up in clown suits. Streamers floated down like firecracker smoke. The crowd lined the sidewalk, hand fans flapping and kids barefoot on the hot stone curb. Independence Day in Mason — where every smile had a neighbor’s name.”

Thanks to Scott Zesch for sharing the memory and photo in the Mason County TX Online Community group.
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NEWCOMERS

🧭 Welcome to the Neighborhood

How Not to Die Out Here + Advice from Locals

From Katie, your editor (and still-not-quite-local)

When I moved to Mason, I knew two things: 1) I didn’t know what I was doing, and 2) people here are kind enough to tell you, gently, when you’re doing it wrong.

The other day I asked in a local Facebook group, “What advice would you give to newcomers?” Y’all — the responses were gold. Folks chimed in with everything from where to find the best Old Fashioned to how not to panic the first time you see a rattlesnake.

I’m compiling it all into a practical and irreverent e-book called:
This Ain’t Austin: A Guide for Newcomers with Sense (and a Sense of Humor)
Now available for PREORDER here.

Here’s a sneak peek from local Michael Pryor, who clearly gets it:

1. Sam’s or Costco are great for delivery of pantry goods.

2. Start planting your fruit trees right away.

3. Local farmers markets are great.

4. Stuffed peppers from Yonkers = quick dinner win.

5. The taco truck by Dipsticks? Primo.

6. The Old Fashioneds behind THC, from Porchlight Distillery are fantastic.

7. Don’t miss the Art & Wine Walk.

8. The Odeon is the best — live music, great movies.

9. Check out the museums — the history here will surprise you.

10. Talk to people. The stories in this town are wildly good.

If you’re new here and want a pre-release copy of the guide — hit reply.
If you’re a local and want to share your wisdom — also hit reply.

We’re glad you’re here. No really — we includes me now. 😉 💜

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